The giant trolls, midget gnomes, and wiry pixies in your commercials scare me. Please consider using monkeys, like everyone else.
Sincerely,
Me
Dear EarthLink,
April 4, 2006 —
The giant trolls, midget gnomes, and wiry pixies in your commercials scare me. Please consider using monkeys, like everyone else.
Sincerely,
Me