Be cool, part two

November 12, 2009 —

I should clear up my last post. To start, I’m not rallying against marketing. I have a very specific way I like to see marketing handled, and while it definitely differs from traditional tactics and strategies, I do recognize the other way works.

The other way, the traditional way, is quite simply outbound promotion. Selling. Pressing. Engaging. That last one is where it gets fuzzy. I hear marketers talking about engagement but practicing interruption. And that’s where I take issue.

Instead of finding ways to get anyone in front of anyone else, look for ways to open up, maybe even invite others in. It’s not about interrupting, or even engaging. It’s about letting them engage you. (If you must use that word.)

Maybe this looks like I’m just playing with words, forming sentences to make my way look noble and the other way look corrupt. But, like I mentioned, I recognize there’s a place for both, providing the priorities are straight.

Enter the consultant.

I’d like start this part out by saying I don’t have anything against marketing consultants or SEO specialists or social media experts in general. But, if “in general” represents the typical form of each, I definitely have an issue with their playbooks.

I’ll start with SEO specialists. Without piling on, I’d just like to point out what I think went wrong. Search engines reward very specific characteristics like code structure and hierarchy, incoming links, and content relevancy. These characteristics exist organically in any well formed site, but there are also basic tactics an SEO can employ to not only mimic these characteristics but also exaggerate them. The SEO playbook takes advantage of this fact and aggressively leverages tactics, hacks, and cheats. So, rather than allowing the search engines to properly index and rank information, it deceives them into sliding you in front of people you wouldn’t have otherwise been in front of, and that drives certain results an SEO can profit from.

So what, right? Right. I don’t expect any company to worry about an imaginary code of ethics or use good manners or avoid disruptive marketing or anything really. Unless they’re cool. It’s when SEO advice is given to companies who do hold themselves to that imaginary code, who do avoid deception, and who are respectful of customers that I get frustrated. Especially when the company comes back to the development team with their new plays and a “why didn’t you think of this?” look on their face. They don’t see that altering descriptive content or stuffing keywords or farming links is deceptive, because it’s just code stuff, simple hacks to stay ahead of a bot and get in front of more people.

Getting in front of people has been pitched by marketers for so long now, it just seems like part of doing business. Whereas making it easy for people to get in front of you rarely gets mention. My opinion is that your online strategy should focus more on the later and less on the former. Which brings me to yesterday’s rant against certain social media strategies.

I see a lot of the social media playbook heading down the same trail SEO went. Expert advice focuses on sneaking companies in front of buyers. Everybody needs to look like they spend time on (and care about) facebook. Everybody needs to have a bunch of followers on twitter. Everybody needs to look like they get it, and look like they care. Because there are unsuspecting buyers in there.

I’m not suggesting companies shouldn’t play in facebook. I’m suggesting they shouldn’t troll there, accumulating friends for the coming sales pitch. Don’t put up a show of caring about a community if you’re only there to find new buyers. Participate. Or don’t. Just hang out and let people find you. Let them find your content, don’t press it on them. Let them dm or ping or poke you first. That’s being cool.

So, to close this down, I think there’s a pretty good chance that at least two of the social media guys I spoke to yesterday will see this. From what I can tell, at least one of [them] is helping clients better understand how to actually participate. So, good on ya. But [the other one] will have to continue to disagree with me or take offense by my suggestion that barking sales pitches into a social network is like taking AFLAC pamphlets to your little sister’s class reunion. Maybe your client isn’t cool and doesn’t care why that’s wrong. But I’m guessing that isn’t the case. I’m guessing they look to the expert to lead them a bit.

And then there’s the expert who won’t read this post who wanted us to refer him to our clients in need of more friends. We aren’t even talking about him. Or the expert who charged a real life friend of mine for a customized MySpace profile. That one happened prior to yesterday, but that’s when I heard about it. Surely, each of them had a business case for their services. I’m pretty sure, though, that neither of them subscribes the be cool strategy.

Maybe I’m wrong. I’m on twitter and facebook if you need me.

Be cool

November 11, 2009 —

You say, “social media strategy” and I hear you’d like to get in front of the twitter demographic, maybe set up a business account or fan page on facebook, you just need an expert to get you set up and show you who to follow and how to get them to follow back, and then maybe get an ad in the sidebar, but not like the sexy singles in your area ads, just something that will get you more business like maybe a weekly mailing like your brother’s friend’s band does on facebook with those I AM ATTENDING / I AM NOT ATTENDING checkboxes or maybe just some web-only offers and promo’s and discounts that’d only be available to your new social media friends. Knuckles. Blow it up.

Now, we both know you weren’t actually thinking any of that. I’m pretty sure someone just slapped me on the back (5:22) once when I was in the middle of hearing those things, and now they’re stuck in my head forever.

You weren’t thinking about disruptive marketing at all. You just want to make yourself available across networks, make it easy for people to find you. Your only real strategy is to be cool.

That’s because you’re a social media expert. Here’s to you.

Eight

September 4, 2009 —

I spent the morning at an old friend’s house pitching Jerry Bruckheimer on my new movie idea. The film is titled “Eight.” Basically, it borrows from the “007” franchise. But it’s better. And American.

I know what you’re thinking. Why Jerry Bruckheimer? I’m not really sure. And, now that I think about it, it was actually Sir Richard Branson, but he wasn’t speaking with an accent.

Anyway, the film opens with George W. Bush watching “Casino Royale” and getting irritated with the bad poker scene. So, W (played by Will Ferrell) calls Cheney and charges him with putting together an “Amer’can spy team.” “One that kicks ass. And knows how to play poker.”

So, Cheney gets George Clooney to recruit a team of base Amer’cans for his 008 outfit. An NYC firefighter (played by Peter from Office Space,) a NASCAR driver (played by Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore, and Cameron Diaz,) an MMA fighter (or maybe an Irish boxer,) and Zach Galifianakis.

Something goes wrong during training — I haven’t fully worked this part out yet, but there’s an explosion — and Zach, Peter and the female pimp from “Hung” get lost in small town America with partial details of their mission.

Their training’s also incomplete, so random stimuli (e.g., a barking dog) make them go all Jason Bourne. But they hadn’t gotten to the hand to hand combat or weapons training yet. So, basically, the fight scenes are like the narrator’s first fight outside the bar in “Fight Club.” (Zach punches a townie in the ear.)

I guess that’s about the time I woke up, because details go fuzzy from there. I know there was a hang glider incident, and I’m pretty sure Sarah Palin was expected to make a cameo. But that’s about it.

I tried to twitter this, but it was like -2000 characters.